http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/-t1.htm Thats right, step right up and throw those Jokes in here. Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:02:43 GMT 10 http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk32/WyldFyreKatt/Forum%20Stuff/ForumFrontBMPmine.jpg http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/-t1.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/forrest-gump-goes-to-heaven-t87.htm WyldKatt The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed. Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into ... Jokeroonies Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:02:43 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/forrest-gump-goes-to-heaven-t87.htm#276 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/forrest-gump-goes-to-heaven-t87.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/jokes-of-whatever-nature-t84.htm WyldKatt It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away?" "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed ... Jokeroonies Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:00:40 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/jokes-of-whatever-nature-t84.htm#271 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/jokes-of-whatever-nature-t84.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/mature-stuff-aka-we-old-farts-lmao-t42.htm WyldKatt Games For When We Are Older 1. Sag, you're it 2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over 6. Doc Goose 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Hide and Go Pee 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta. 10. Musical Recliners The Perks of Being 40 & Over Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No ... Jokeroonies Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:45:53 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/mature-stuff-aka-we-old-farts-lmao-t42.htm#91 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/mature-stuff-aka-we-old-farts-lmao-t42.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/more-assorted-fun-t81.htm WyldKatt It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away?" "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed ... Jokeroonies Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:26:58 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/more-assorted-fun-t81.htm#267 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/more-assorted-fun-t81.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/what-religion-is-your-bra-t59.htm WyldKatt A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' 'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .' Relieved, the man ... Jokeroonies Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:18:37 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/what-religion-is-your-bra-t59.htm#189 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/what-religion-is-your-bra-t59.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/some-jokes-t70.htm WyldKatt A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven ... Jokeroonies Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:13:17 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/some-jokes-t70.htm#248 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/some-jokes-t70.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/assorted-jokes-again-t13.htm WyldKatt A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names. The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?" One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:54:31 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/assorted-jokes-again-t13.htm#19 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/assorted-jokes-again-t13.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/redhead-jokes-t20.htm WyldKatt Two sailors on shore leave were walking down the street when they spotted a beautiful blonde. The first sailor asks his friend, "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. S1: "Have you ever slept with a brunette?" S2: "Why, yes. In fact, I've slept with brunettes on many occasions." They walk on a little further and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:43:57 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/redhead-jokes-t20.htm#29 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/redhead-jokes-t20.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/brunette-jokes-t19.htm WyldKatt A brunette is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the brunette returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The brunette nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:26:30 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/brunette-jokes-t19.htm#28 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/brunette-jokes-t19.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/things-i-ve-learned-from-movies-t10.htm WyldKatt 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:49:06 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/things-i-ve-learned-from-movies-t10.htm#16 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/things-i-ve-learned-from-movies-t10.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/blonde-jokes-t18.htm WyldKatt Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said, ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:56:47 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/blonde-jokes-t18.htm#27 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/blonde-jokes-t18.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/math-time-t17.htm WyldKatt ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:33:05 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/math-time-t17.htm#26 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/math-time-t17.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/more-assorted-jokes-t12.htm WyldKatt A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:32:17 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/more-assorted-jokes-t12.htm#18 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/more-assorted-jokes-t12.htm http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/assorted-jokes-t11.htm WyldKatt An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?" What is the differnce between a golf ball and a G-spot? A guy will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball. Knock, ... Jokeroonies Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:58:48 GMT http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/assorted-jokes-t11.htm#17 http://wyldkattsanctuary.darkbb.com/jokeroonies-f11/assorted-jokes-t11.htm