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PostSubject: Jack and jill   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:51 pm

Jack and Jill are due to be married the next day, so Jacks father takes him to one side and tells him that 26 years earlier, on the night he married Jacks mother, the first thing that he did on their wedding night was to remove his trousers and pass them to his new bride.
Try these on he told her and she did before replying,
Oh these trousers are too big for me, I would never be able to wear these
Jacks father then said
Well just you remember that as it will always be the man that wears the trousers in this house
Jack thinks that that is cool, so the next day he repeats the conversation with Jill, which goes just the same, except that at the end Jill removes her panties and passes them to Jack and says,
Try these on Jack
Jack tries his best to put them on struggling to get them much above knee level, finally he gives up and says to Jill,
It just impossible I cannot get into your panties
Jill then replies,
And thats just the way its going to stay as long as you have that attitude
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PostSubject: Re: Jack and jill   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:55 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Nice
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PostSubject: Re: Jack and jill   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:56 pm

i thought so lol Very Happy, i know another but not sure it should be posted Razz might get into twouble
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PostSubject: Re: Jack and jill   Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:00 pm

lmao wont get in twouble, i'll just read it and if its something that could get site in trouble with main site then i'll delete and let ya know
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PostSubject: Re: Jack and jill   Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:02 pm

ok i will find it agains Razz
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